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There’s a skeleton inside you now
Screaming inside he just wants to get out
There’s no where that you can run or hide
You’re gonna die when the skeleton comes out
You’re gonna die
You’re gonna die
There’s no reason to be afraid
You’re gonna die eventually anyway
Call your mom better call your dad
There’s no superhero who can save the day
You’ll probably die
You’ll probably die
I’m a skeleton
I’m a skeleton
There’s no room in here
There’s no room for you
There’s a monster inside you now
Ready to explode out from your skin
There’s a skeleton you can’t deny
Better get a knife and cut it out
I hope you die
I hope you die
It’s time to die
It’s time to die
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Rap Ring (Secret Song)
01:23
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Welcome to the phone company, bitch.
Once upon a time
I had a pager son
That brick was phat
Back in 1991
But check me now
I've got a phone
With buttons and a speaker
And a sweet ring tone
R to the I to the
N G G G
Rockin my flip phone
Like its 1993
Workin' for the phone company, yow
I'm a lucky-ass son of a bitch
Workin' for the phone company like a dog all day long
Workin' for the motherfuckin' phone company
This is a rap song
So check it dude
We've got the reps
For being rude
We make all
The great prank calls
To hospitals, courtrooms
And bathroom stalls
I got a dog
His name is Rover
Just like my minutes
He knows how to roll over
I'd love to talk
But I got another call
Hold for a long long time
This ones from my mom
My phones ringing
all night long
Gotta top up my minutes
To finish this song
Yeah.
Check it.
Cell phone.
AT&T
T-Mobile
The IRS
Cingular
Verizon
Metro PCS
Pac Bell
Bell South
Air Canada
Orange
Stop
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Creature (2.0)
01:56
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Under the stars
Into the night
Something Arrives
Run for your lives
Screaming and
Flaming It’s
Coming
Coming closer
Brighter clearer
It get’s nearer
With each hour
Gleaming the
Bodies fall
From the
From the night sky
Twitsed figures
Cracking Stretghing
An eye opens
Lasers and
Exctinction
The Sky
The sky darkens
Executions
Squirming Bodies
The ground shaking
Screaming and
Flaming It falls
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Asshole
01:57
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Due to copyright reasons, the lyrics to this song cannot be displayed here, but you can read them here: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/beck/asshole.html
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Gabe's Grill
01:22
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CAH
03:51
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I will not eat them, Sam-I-Am.
I will not eat green eggs and a bearded clam
I will not eat Apocalypse sex
I will not eat a Briannasaurus rex
A slight case of rabies
Makin’ babies.
Getting sexed up by the Ferengi
Cumming on your enemies
Not seeing your reflection
Locking doors with your erection
It’s a Chronic Active Hepatitis
It’s a Campaign Against Homophobia
NO! It’s Cards Against Humanity
Cards Against Humanity
Laughing at Keanu
Knowing how to Kung Fu
Mothballs in the beef strew
R2-Triple-D2
Lots and lots of gasoline
Carrots and vaseline
I am jacks smirking pink slime
I am jacks cherry cream pie
I am jacks robots getting high
I am jacks smirking george mcfly
Whale barf
Yellow discharge
Hitting school kids with your car
Being a shitty card czar
A syringe full of butter
Cutting fingers with a paper cutter
It’s a Congenital Adrenal Hyperlapsia
It’s a Command Auditory Hallucination
NO! It’s Crabs Adjust Humidity
Crabs Adjust Humidity
Slamming your dick in a drawer
Poking at a cold sore
Hiding slaves in a trap door
Miley Cyborg
Fucking wash them
Monkey Island TM
A toddler with a razor blade
Making meth with a kitchen aid
Real girl scout lemonade
That’s how babies are made
Not reading the quran
Belonging in the garbage can
Getting tickled by a creepy homeless man
30 dead guys and one woman
Worshipping Satan
A windshield in front of an asian
It’s Cards Against Ben
It’s Cards Against the Yen
NO! It’s Cards Against Canada
It's Cards Against Canada
It's Computer Aided Handling
It's Cyanide and Happiness
NO! It's Cards Against Humanity
Cards Against Humanity
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Welcome to the Westworld amusement park
Where nothing can go wrong
At a thousand dollars a day it’s no lark
And you have no choice but to play along
Boy have we got a vacation for you
With robot horses and robot people
And some of the robots have lost a screw
And most of those robots are after you
He’s got pixel vision
And a trigger finger
His haunting eyes are shiny
And his name is Gunslinger
They gave him super hearing
In the circuits in his head
He shoots with precision
Bang yer dead
They don't even know how they work
It’s all a bit hazy
There was a central malfunction
And the machines went all crazy.
You try to hide from his infrared eyes
While the science guys try to cut the robot power
Setting him on fire was probably unwise
Now he’s just mad and it’s the zero hour
He’ll shoot a hole in your arteries
He’ll shoot your cowboy hat right off
You’ll only get so far with flattery
Until his gun runs out of batteries.
He’s got pixel vision
And a trigger finger
His haunting eyes are shiny
And his name is Gunslinger
They gave him super hearing
In the circuits in his head
He shoots with precision
Bang yer dead
The plot drags on and you stop listening
Now you’ve seen the movie Westworld
It’s kinda like Jurassic Park, but less interesting
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Turning (eht ot emocleW)
03:14
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Not our of desperation or insatiable lust
Not out of friendship, kindness and trust
Nor for purple mountain's majesty
Or all the crack in America
Welcome to the turning
Welcome to the end
Welcome to the turning
Welcome to the end
Not as an ace in the hole, or a last resort
Not out of solitaire, dysphoria, or anything of that sort
Not when the darkness consumes, or your sanity departs
Welcome to the turning
Welcome to the end
Welcome to the turning
Welcome to the end
Not out of desperation, or unquenchable thirst
Not for anything, not even
When this song is reversed
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All in my handy haversack
It's my own secret hiding place
It's my sweet little black backpack
I could fit an entire dire yak
Elven red wine? I'll take a case
All in my handy haversack
You want to give me a big smack
I'm not lying. See my straight face?
It's my sweet little black backpack
Ancient scrolls I've got a stack, jack
I'll hold your sword, your axe, your mace
All in my handy haversack
I've got your coins, your loot, your snack
All in non-dimensional space
It's my sweet little black backpack
If it ruptures I'll get some flack
Our stuff will be lost in nil-space
All in my handy haversack
It's my sweet little black backpack
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Science Bitch
The Lord is Coming.... Hard
Will you? Unf.
Motherfucking zombie killing Jesus Christ
Death is so important.
So important. Fuck.
Pizza, pickles, root beer, spam
Beach ballin'
Bacon, poison, postcards, pie
Escape! Escape!
Liquid measure
Organically grown
Happy holidays
You do not eat
That which rips your heart with joy
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Infanino
03:01
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There she sits, the redhead in the flower dress
Smiling shyly
Pretending not to look at me
A majestic creature, carefully crossing her legs
Her pale skin glowing warmly in the sunlight
As she gazes out the window
Fiery auburn curls circle her face
Hanging just above her long slender neck
Shoulders framing her perky bosom
Casually engaging a stranger in conversation
With a playful curiosity the same as a child
She looks away and catches my eye
Dark brown moccasins bounce on her feet
Sunlight shining on her shapely legs
Revealing wisps of soft, tiny hairs
With a graceful gesture she lets down her hair
Teeth like perfectly cut diamonds shine between her delicate lips
As she laughs at a joke
There she sits, like a porcelain doll
Doe eyes full of wonder and intrigue
Pretending not to look at me
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Ducktales
01:25
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Due to copyright reasons, the lyrics to this song cannot be displayed here, but you can read them here: http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/DuckTales_Theme
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Everything is Happening
02:57
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Toxic Monster
Calls for Chivalry
Now
Bloated
Wasteland
Trashcan
Man
Hamburgler
Digs Further
In His Back Yard
Pizza
Delivery
Right into my
Mind
Holy
Ghost dad
Jello got me
Down
Everything is happening
Everything is maddening
Everyone is clapping
Everyone is dead
Horse Pill
Graveyard Sex Mystery
Boy
Frozen
Vegan
Sausage
Cake
Reptile
Salt Lick
Killed the Milk
Man
Afro
Rambo
Lipstick guitar
Pick
Long frown
Get Down
Off your Murphy
Bed
Everything is happening
Everything is fattening
Everyone is clapping
Everyone is dead
Everything is sacherine
Everyone is Catherine
Everyone is wrapping
Presents for the dead
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